Bell Shakespeare's HAMLET

There was a point, a few years ago, where I was determined never to see another Bell Shakespeare production. The company's shows - especially those directed by John Bell himself - had become stale, predictable and tedious, I thought - so much so that the last Bell production I saw, Romeo and Juliet, I walked out of in disgust.
So it was with some foreboding that I went to see the Marion Potts-directed Bell Shakespeare production of Hamlet at the Arts Centre back in July. Happily, it wasn't that bad. Which is not to say it was great, either, but at least the trademarked, forced updating that has marred many Bell productions is absent; and those contemporary aspects that are present, such as a live score performed on-stage by Sarah Blasko, work suprisingly well; tender and sorrowful melodies that counterpoint the stark, industrial set design.
Sadly, the worst thing about this Hamlet is Hamlet himself. As played by Brendan Cowell, the melancholy Dane is a surly, spoilt toff, with little gravitas save for his self-concious renderings of the famous soliliquoys. The rest of the time he seemed slight, restricted in his vocal range and dramatically constipated; especially in contrast to the camp buffoonery of Barry Otto as Polonius, and the exaggerated clowing of the actors playing Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
The stark, industrial set was pretty cool, though, as was the zombie-like evocation of The Ghost (what the is it with zombies and the zeitgeist this year for fucks? They're everywhere - see my upcoming Fringe post and you'll see what I mean.) Overall, passable, but nothing spectacular.
Matthew Bourne's EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

I was surprisingly entertained by Matthew Bourne's big-budget dance interpretation - or 'dance-ical' - of Tim Burton's almost perfectly-realised (unlike most of his films) 1990 gothic fable, Edward Scissorhands.
The set was spectacular, the staging clever (the little houses! the fake snow which fell over the audience at the dramatic conclusion of the show!) and the narrative (which film purists may have felt Bourne took some liberties with, especially in the prologue) was abunduntly clear: so much so that my companion for the night, who'd never seen the movie, had no touble working out what was going on, even though he missed the first half of the show.
Yes, it was kitsch, over-the-top and occasionally cheesy. Yes, some of the big scenes, involving the entire cast, were drawn-out and sometimes contrived. But some of the sequences - such as a fantasy in which a scissor-less Edward is actually able to touch and safely hold the girl he's fallen in love with, as the topiary animals dance around them - were visually spectacular and emotionally engaging.
It wasn't as good as Bourne's Swan Lake; and in comparison to some of the best contemporary dance we're spoilt with in this city, courtesy of some amazing local companies and choreographers, it was a bit naff; but what the hell, I thought Edward Scissorhands was kinda fun.
Yana Alana and the Paranas in Bite Me Harder

Director Anni Davey picked up a Green Room 'Best Director' gong for this show in its original incarnation at last year's Melbourne Fringe. It's not hard to see why. This newly-staged, jazzed-up version, featuring The Town Bikes and an amazing aerial drum solo by Bec Matthews, fucking rocked.
Yana Alana (the ribald creation of Sarah Ward, who is also one half of Sista She) took no prisoners and made no friends as she launched into venomous readings from her collection of poems, If You Were A Carrot I Would Have Cum By Now. Throughout the show she also burst into song, and abused her band and dancers in equal measure. It was a bawdy, sassy, sexy, provactive and hilariously entertaining comedy/variety show; and big props to the Arts Centre's Full TILT program for this re-staging. Hopefully we'll be seeing Yana again soon...
Companie Philippe Genty - LAND'S END

I got held up at work on the evening of this performance, so consequently missed the first 45 minutes of this show; nonetheless I was still bored by the time this dated, dull piece of 'poetic theatre' had run its course. What I saw consisted of a sequence of dreamlike vignettes centred around the idea of a man struggling to communicate with a woman (because women are so mysterious and hard to read, don't you know), evoked through puppetry, sudden shifts in perspective, sliding panels, suitcases, sillhouetted figures, extremely stiff and stilted dancers, and vast, billowing plastic bags. If I'd had to sit through the whole show, I probably would have gnawed an arm off in frustration.
There were some sublime moments - but they were few and far between, thinly scattered among some exceptionally tedious, overdrawn sequences. Tellingly, at the after party I didn't speak to one single person from the Melbourne arts world who had actually enjoyed the production - so at least I knew it wasn't just me who thinks that Genty's laurel-resting reputation as a 'master of illusion' is no longer deserved...